When you work in retail, you have most of the day to think about matters totally unrelated to the task at hand, anyone who works in this field knows this fact unless they donât think much at all. Youâll find people who fail to have a solid thought in their brains quite often. I can testify to this occurrence. I rarely think while at work. Time passes much more quickly when you are out of your mind. By that, I mean that the most defining characteristic of an insane person is the inability to know what day it is or tell time on a clock face. These people often use organizers and digital clocks. Turning life into routine is the goal of the functioning insane. The insane use buzz words like multitasking and âbeing a team playerâ. Everyone knows that while at work you hate all your co-workers and are frequently interrupted while doing one thing after another in a semi-sequential order. Note to the reader: taking the author too seriously can cause temporary insanity the way masturbation causes blindness in lab rats and experimental capybara explosions. What does this all have to do with anything? Nothing, this all has nothing to do with what is currently going on in the world. Escaping into the void of space may be a plausible explanation for the missing dinosaurs but the alien dinosaurs getting lost in space just sounds like a load of horseshit. But Iâll tell you how I came to these conclusions while I worked at a gas station.