stupid activities you can do with a wheelchair 1. WheelChair Sky Diving- You Hold on For Dear Life As You Are Sucked Up Into The Sky on A HangGlider While You Cling To Your WheelChair Praying and Hoping You Won't Fall Out of It. *You May Shout Out The *Ave Maria Theme As You Fly The Friendly Skies* 2. WheelChair Ballet- You Attempt To Do Pivots and Other Ballet Moves and Stances As You Stand On Your Toes and Lean On The WheelChair Grasping It Tightly So It Won't Roll Away and Drag You Under It. *Classical Music Plays In Background* 3. WheelChair DodgeBall-- You Attempt To Play The Game or Flee In Your WheelChair As AssHoles Throw Heavy Balls @ You and Try and Beat You Black and Blue Senseless. Either Way You Are Likely To Lose . 4. WheelChair Scuba Diving- You Put On Your Scubas and Snorkeling Gear and Attempt To Scuba Dive Strapped To a WheelChair. It's a Heavy Load But Someones Gotta Do it. 5. WheelChair Line Dancing- You Attempt Classical Line Dance Moves With 1 Foot in The Wheelchair and 1 Foot On the Dance Floor Like Running Over Peoples Feet Along With New Ones Like Mow The Man Down and Whatever Else Comes To Mind. 6. WheelChair Skiing- You Simply Take Your WheelChair On a SkiLift and Have It Drop You Off On a Very Dangerous Skiing Point Like Death Mountain. You Jump Out of the Lift In Wheelchair Skis n All and Take The Plunge. 7. WheelChair Mountain Climbing Challenge- You Take Your WheelChair and Struggle To Climb a Mountain Like Mt. Everest During Avalanche Season. 8. WheelChair Boxing- You Attempt To Fight Back Confined To A WheelChair As Some Fat Ass Beats You To A Bloody Pulp. You Have1 Advantage Though You Can Run Him Over And Attempt to Do Wheelies On Him As He Lays On The Ground Trapped Under The WheelChair. 9. WheelChair Surfing- Grab Your Chair Tie A SurfBoard Under It and See How Far The Waves Take You As You Struggle to Avoid Sharks and Very High Tidal Waves. The BeachBoys *Surfin USA Plays in Background*.... 10. WheelChair Skinny Dipping/Diving- I Created This Game. You Get In Your Chair and Attempt To Get Naked and Take a High Ass Plunge Off a Very High Diving Board Into a Pool. Let's Hope There is Water in the Pool and Not Ice or Concrete.