Impertinent - 1903 - A PRE-IMPERTINENCE. ANTICIPATING the intelligent critic of Impertinent Poems, it may well be remarked that the chief impertinence is in calling them poems. Ee that as it may, the editors and publishers of The Saturday Evening Post, Success and Ainslees, and, in a lesser degree, Metropolitan, Independent, Booklovers and New York Herald share with the author the reproach of first promoting their publicity. That they are now willing to further reduce their share of the burden by dividing it with the present publishers entitles them to the thanks of the autho and the gratitude of the book-buying public. E, V. C. INDEX . Are You You . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PAGE ............. 59 Better . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bet-een T vo Thieves ............................ Blood is Red . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bubble. Flies. The . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Choice. The . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Conscience Pianissin10 ............................ Conservative. The ................................ Critics. The ...................................... Dead Mens Dust ................................. Desire .......................................... Diagnosis ....................................... Dilettant. The .................................... Distance and Disenchantment ..................... Dont Take Your Troubles to Bed ................ Dont You ...................................... Eternal Everyday. The ........................... Failure .......................................... Familiarity Breeds Contempt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Family Resembla lce . ............................. First Person Singular. The ....................... Forget That the Other hlan Hath ................ Get Next ........................................ Good . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . e m . . Grill. The ........................................ IIo r Did You Die. ............................. INDEX . Humbler Heroes ................................ P . A G 4 E 5 Hush ............................................ 41 In Nineteen Hundred and Now . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 Island. The . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 43 Lets Be Glad Were Living . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 Move ........................................... 55 Need ........................................... 81 Pass ............................................ 51 Plug ............................................ 92 Price. The ....................................... 60 Publicity ........................................ 53 Qualified ........................................ 63 Saving Clause. The .............................. 70 Song of Rest, A .................................. 97 Spectator. The ................................... 73 Spread Out ...................................... 37 Squealer. The .................................... 75 Success ......................................... 28 There Is. Oh. So Much ........................... 101 Vision. The ...................................... 32 What Are You Doing ........................... 65 What Sort Are You ............... --This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.